Hack your Summer

Last Updated on Sunday, 18 March 2012

if ("PHP" and "MYSQL" IN (SELECT knowledge OF reader)) {
print ("we have an interesting offer for you\r\n");
print ("please keep on reading\r\n");
if (wants(reader, "summer useful")){
if (wants(reader, combine(education, leisure)){
if (likes(reader, array (beach, php, sun, aegee, sea, mysql)){
hack_your_summer (Argostoli, Kefalonia);
make_the_itsu_even_more_attractive ();
teacher_pool ();
}}}} else {
print ("if you do not know at least the basics of php and sql this Summer University is not suitable for you");
print("sorry.");
print("ha ha ha. ");

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#### functions ####
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function hack_your_summer ($Place, $Island) {
print("the Information Technology Committee, AEGEE-Patra & AEGEE-Peiraias are inviting you to: ");
print("8 days with classes of Object Oriented Programming ");
print("Search Engine Optimisation ");
print("LDAP management ");
print("AEGEE systems introduction ");
print("learning by coding ");//reminder to add more coding //and a bit more
print("in real systems ");
}

function make_the_itsu_even_more_attractive () {
SET GLOBAL['beach']=TRUE;
SET GLOBAL['holidays']=TRUE;
SET GLOBAL['cruise']=TRUE;
SET GLOBAL['party']=TRUE;
SET GLOBAL['castle']=TRUE;
SET GLOBAL['European Night']=TRUE;
SET GLOBAL['AEGEE spirit']=TRUE;
}

function teacher_pool () {
$people_working_on_the_topics_for_money=1;
$the_it_crowd=0;//it's a TV series. google it ;)
$people_working_on_the_aegee_systems=1;
$my_grandmother=0; //though she is a great cook
 } 

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